A short trip in the sun - or: where is the OBD 2 port?

Today I took a short trip with the Volksback. The sun was out and the streets were dry.

I passed the newly renovated VW dealership in Essen and took a pic:

I think that during weekdays none of the employees would even know this is a Volkswagen anymore...
My guess is, they would immediately start looking for the OBD 2 port :-)

Here is another pic:

Well, the good thing is: This is an aircooled VW - so there is nothing to fix!